My nose itches

I've had my legs crossed the same way for too long and one of my feet is starting to fall asleep.

I accidentally put one black clip and one brown clip in my hair this morning.

It's a little too cold for iced tea but a little too hot for hot tea.

I have a hangnail and my glasses are a little loose.

My jaw hurts and I had a defective q-tip this morning.

My cubicle cartoon is no longer amusing me.

I feel like there's a loose piece of hair on my face, but I can't find it.

I forgot the day of my doctor's appointment, and anyway I have to call to cancel.

My Spongebob pencil-topper's hair stopped changing color.

And there are still 15 minutes left in the work day.