Saturday, April 24, 2010

Jesus wants me to fail

There is a tiny bug inside my laptop computer screen.

Not like a computer bug.

Like a wiggly, squirmy, one of All God's Creatures bug.

He's just roaming around in there being like "Hey, I think your answer to number seven is wrong!" and "Stop studying for your exam, you'll just fail anyway because I'll change all your answers to 'Bug bug buggy bug bugface.'"

And "Your blog is boring and stupid, get back to work on building me my lair!"

There he is again.

Jerk.

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5 comments:

  1. Oh my god, I've never heard of such craziness.

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  2. Erm, now I accidentally squished him. INSIDE the screen. So now I have a permanent blood splotch in the right third of my screen :(

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  3. how how how did you teach the bug to talk?

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  4. SATURDAY! YOU HAVEN'T POSTED SINCE SEPTEMBER!
    Make us some words!

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  5. oh, and I AM posting again. I just have a new space to do it in.
    http://badlydrawnmonsters.com
    c'mon over, you have some catching up to do

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