Thursday, February 18, 2010

My terrifying view into the future

Today I bought a soda pop from the vending machine and drank it all up and then filled the bottle with water and drank all that up too except not quite because there was a little left at the bottom and there wasn't a place to dump it out or a recycling bin anywhere, so I threw it in the trash and right after it left my hand I thought about the alien archeologists of the future who will find it deep in the strata of our temple to the god Styrofoam and will use the DNA from my saliva to create an army of drones to run their factories, and that really creeped me out.

On the other hand, I won't be there, so whatever.


  1. Oh my god! I just accidentally snorted girl scout cookies out my nose when I read your response!!

    Luckily, I am in the room with someone fluent in Chinese and she says this person wrote something like "You have to have hope in your heart and you can live happily and your life will be fulfilled," and some other stuff. Which probably explains the link to the Chinese porn site.

  2. Also, that person's name is also Pajama. So that's cool too.

  3. Damnit, is your office mate commenting on my blog again? Tell her to mind her own business.

    Also, tell her I'm sorry I called her "Mister." Chinese names are so difficult for me.