- I rode on the bus yesterday woman with a woman reeking of booze at 7 o'clock in the morning, and she was wearing nurse's scrubs. I hope she didn't kill anyone yesterday.
- Last night we tried to order Chinese food, but the gas was out at the restaurant, so we settled for Indian. Where I grew up we didn't have pizza delivery until I was 12.
- Last weekend someone rang our buzzer and told me they wanted to tell me about a funeral, and I came downstairs in my workout clothes only to find out that it was a funeral for Jesus, being put on by the Mormons.
In the hate column:
- I have to go to a work party this weekend at a coworker's house, and it is 20 miles from my house, and we both live in the city. And I don't even live at the farthest South end. Where I grew up, 20 miles got you to the big town that had a 4 screen movie theater and a Walmart. That was more fun.
- It has not even gotten warm yet and already the air here is choking with tar stench. Why does every roof in the city need to be re-tarred every spring and summer? Can't they invent some kind of new tar that lasts more than a year?
- The White Sox. And the Cubs. And the Bears. And the Bulls. I hate them all, to differing degrees and in different ways. The Blackhawks are wearing on me too.
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