Thursday, November 12, 2009

No crazier than usual

Things I uttered while working on a thirty page paper, studying for an exam and watching television tonight (yes, I'm good at multitasking):

I don't like waffle fries. They're too complicated.

I wish something magical would happen on Facebook right now.

Oh man, it's Thursday? That explains a lot.

Why are you peeling onions instead of making me banana muffins? Are the onions going in my banana muffins? Because that's not o.k.

No, because it's a HAMSTER. On a PIANO. Look at him, look at how dumb he is!

That was like a year ago, so I can't really remember.
[Houseboy: That was several years ago, when swing dancing was popular.]
I still want those jeans, so I can dance good.


1 comment:

  1. This sounds about like the crap running through my head (and thus out my mouth) everyday. I don't even have to be multi-tasking.

    And where ARE my banana muffins?