Tuesday, June 16, 2009

At this point, I'm just starting to feel sympathetic for myself

Holy shit holy shit holy shit guys. Have you been watching this show Daisy of Love? Because I totally haven't. WHAT. IN. THE. HELL? I come home today and sit down and turn on the tv and some dude named Fox's girlfriend has called the house, which is like a totally big deal because this is one of those shows where he's supposed to be there because he thinks he's Daisy's true love and all and having a live-in girlfriend is apparently antithetical to that or something. So he's trying to talk to her on the phone with Daisy right there and not let Daisy know that it's his girlfriend (even though Daisy already knows) and not let his girlfriend know that he's not really at a hairstyling competition (even though she already knows too) and then afterwards the dude who apparently like moderates the show or something goes "Do you have a girlfriend?" and Fox* says "There are events which have transpired which are such that I had a girlfriend..." and the other guy goes "Do you HAVE a girlfriend?" And Fox goes "Mumblepox univariate synergy expressionism etcetera as such!" And, just as I thought my head was going to explode with awesomeness, cut to Daisy, who is going "I'm so confused! Why do guys keep lying to me? What is wrong with me? I can't decide if I should eliminate Fox because I'm just so drawn to him" and then I peed all over the couch and remembered why I don't watch reality tv and why I used to watch reality tv all at the same time.

*Also, are there people in the world with normal names anymore?



  1. doctors don't have a medical reason for why aneurysms occur.

    this is why aneurysms occur.

  2. Between this, and you sending me that "explanation" of XKCD, I'm basically a zombie now.

  3. I. Am. So. Glad. You. Posted. This.

    Because I did the same thing. And I'm kind of sad she eliminated him because listening to him talk was fascinating. I can only wish you had heard more of it.

    I'm so horrified that I've watched more than one episode, but I couldn't help it. It's a TRAIN WRECK.

  4. I actually went running out of the room to fetch Houseboy and make him come see the insanity that was happening on the screen. I couldn't even believe this person was real. I'm sorry I wasn't watching all season.

  5. did Houseboy appreciate it?

  6. Not as much as you would hope. On the other hand, he was making me vegetarian chili mac at the time, so you take what you can get.

  7. Don't worry, they rerun it like...all the time. You can catch up or something. It's so much worse than you think. But Fox...he was special.

    Also, I'm guessing only about 25% of Daisy is real. And I'm pretty sure it only has to do with her toes, knees, and elbows.