Blog squared

I read a bunch of other people blogging today about how they have funny IM conversations, and I got jealous, so I'm sharing this:

Hedgehog: and look at this crazy fucking shit

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/fuo/1012043083.html

Antelope: holy shit i would've given my future left boob for a dollhouse like that when i was a kid

Hedgehog: you didn't has a boob then

Antelope: i have one i made myself, and put in carpeting and wallpaper and lights and everything, but it was not as cool as this

that's why i said FUTURE left boob

Hedgehog: oH!

slow

Hedgehog: that's a hutch! made to look like a muthafuckin' dollhouse

Antelope: NOOOOOOOOOO

i wondered why they didn't show the inside

Hedgehog: oh! liquor cabinet

Antelope: actually, it would be more awesome as a dollhouse, but liquor cabinet is pretty wikid

Hedgehog: because you should keep your liquor in a mansion

Antelope: yeah, you should

Hedgehog: guess so

i buys it for you, k?

Antelope: kay yes please

Hedgehog: k, I hire moving company that no ever bring it to you, but I sweared that i buyed it

k

Antelope: brilliant

Hedgehog: it happens sometimes

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