Friday, June 3, 2011


Day 2 of the animal-a-day challenge is a pig:

This is George, and he is a magical uni-pig, though he prefers to be called a Narwhal-pig, because he is real and not imaginary, like a unicorn. The main magic he can do is shoot stars from his horn, though he used to be able to fly before he got so fat that he can't even stand up on his tiny legs. Next week he's being shown at the State Fair, and the week after that he will be magical bacon.

As a bonus, you also get a warthog, because I like them better than pigs because they're good at fighting:

Lucy's not that into fighting though, because she is lavender, and a pacifist. Though she does like to work out, which is why she has rockin' pecs. Lucy is a vegan, whose favorite board game is anything by Milton Bradley, because he is also her favorite baseball player, even though he is most definitely not a pacifist. She just loves the bad boys.

You can see everyone else doing this here, on Flickr.


  1. AH!!! George is nice and all (and I can't wait to eat the magical bacon. Will I shit gold or fairy dust or something?) but Lucy is a bea-U-ty! I mean it. I think you've outdone yourself with Lucy!

  2. Thanks guys! The Llama and Orangutan challenges are up next... eek!